{"product_id":"doomsday-discs-oxymoron-survival-cheese-sandwhich","title":"Doomsday Discs Oxymoron - Survival - Cheese Sandwhich","description":"\u003ctable style=\"background-color: #e7ceff;\" width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePre-Order:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ships Thursday Oct 15th\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBe aware that due to the nature of this mold, some of these Squares are slightly warped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"background-color: #fffad3;\" width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ Disclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e The \u003cem\u003eOxymoron\u003c\/em\u003e is a square, \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003enon-PDGA-approved\u003c\/span\u003e disc released into the world purely for the curiosity of watching a square fly. While it’s made to be thrown, it may behave unpredictably in flight due to its unique shape. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBy purchasing this product, you acknowledge that it is a novelty disc and that you accept all responsibility for its use. Doomsday Discs is not liable for any injury, property damage, confusion, or existential reflection that may result from throwing it. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis disc is not designed for sanctioned play, serious competition, or situations requiring predictable outcomes. If you choose to throw it, please do so responsibly, away from people, pets, or fragile realities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDO NOT EAT THE SPONGES.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Oxymoron is back again, but this time in an extra strange package deal. This Cheese Sandwich Edition (limited edition \"Sharp Cheddar\" stamp) also comes with two sponges which look like slices of bread, plus two mini pickle minis and a tomato mini. What are the sponges for? Well, you can dry your discs with them, or use them to wash your dishes, or however you'd like, but please do not consume them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Oxymoron is a square-shaped \"disc\" that is \u003cstrong\u003enot PDGA approved\u003c\/strong\u003e because it is not the right shape for competitive disc golf. But that didn't stop Doomsday from doing it anyways - merely for entertainment purposes and casual rounds. It has a round inside rim on the bottom so that it feels more natural when gripped...well...as natural as you can get with a square disc. The square edges tend to give the \"disc\" extra helicopter-like lift as it spins in flight, making the disc rise as it flies. Think those helicopter seeds from trees, or something. I don't know. This thing is weird!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSurvival Plastic:\u003c\/strong\u003e A translucent premium plastic with decent grip and durability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e7\/7\/-3\/2\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Doomsday","offers":[{"title":"Pre-Order Sandwhich Bundle","offer_id":45212483223760,"sku":"yikun-20-disc","price":52.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0595\/9339\/2336\/files\/20261005113937240_1000024729-644498d5086_1024x1024_84d298fe-3bc1-4a88-a536-f4286dd8adbe.jpg?v=1791745694","url":"https:\/\/rarediscgolf.com\/products\/doomsday-discs-oxymoron-survival-cheese-sandwhich","provider":"Rare Discs - Disc Golf Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}